"A&B With S&C"

don't hit a limo with a bunch of sour cream
he may chase you going, going 60 down the street
like that stupid kid that tried to run us over
took one look at joe and ran on home to mama

the air was crisp, the night was ours
throwin' shit down and egging cars
*mummbles something* and im ready to throw
but that retard drove too slow

assualt and battery with deadly sour cream
a subpoena to go to court to have his suit cleaned
im not worried, justice will be served
fuck that kid take his money a lesson to be learned

don't hit a limo with a bunch of sour cream
he may chase you going, going 60 down the street
like that stupid kid that tried to run us over
took one look at joe and ran on home to mama

just throwin' eggs and breaking cars having fun with the shopping carts
when the fuckers go 70 its funny as shit,
but dont touch a mailbox or Jill gets pissed

assualt and battery with deadly sour cream
a sepena to go to court to have his suit cleaned
im not worried, justice will be served
fuck that kid take his money a lesson to be learned

*Gimpy Tim Would Like to thank Donut Dan for help on the lyrics*